Sliced in half? Hold fuck, dude! That’s one of the best things to see! Length-ways or width? I saw one go under a truck and it came out with the top half sheered right off. Driver too! Didn’t go far after that, but it was hella fun to watch.
Yeah they should, but they’re fucking stubborn. Want to make sure it’s all going to be taken care of when they’re ready to step down. Big freaking deal. I mean, how the hell am I going to rebel against authority when I AM the authority?! You know how lame that’s gonna get? Ugh.
And yeah? They’ve had worse on their faces. Actually got to practice ear piercing on them. Don’t know why they got so pissed. It was just a nail gun.
[And the middle of the night. With no warning asides from a mention at the table about earrings. Normal stuff. They should’ve expected it! Right?]
You got a Scott too? Rad! We should have our Scotts meet and see how they get along! My Scott can’t shoot beams out of his eyes though. That sounds fucking metal! Wonder if he could teach Scott how to do that? It’d be a killer help on the football field! And getting out of schoolwork, hah!
Oh he’s the team captain kinda guy? Hey, if he’s smart and keeps you guys from getting axed, that’s good. Unless he’s stifling and boring, then that sucks a big one. Cocky leaders deserve to get torn down a peg or a billion. You have to be careful as a leader, fun and motivated and exciting and engaging and definitely not boring or arrogant! He sounds cool though, with those eye beams.
Eh, depends on what I’m taking the blame for. If the assassin just snipes the hit from five buildings away, I don’t want the blame for that shit. Totally not my style. Vera’d be cool with it, but I’d much rather blow up the entire building and watch the hit burn. That’s way more fun! I’ll take the blame for that any day! Hell, I’d want to one up it next time.
[Just being honest here. It’s an exciting thought already!]
People get so uptight about breaking rules. If they don’t want the rules broken, don’t fucking make rules! Come on. Besides, nothing ever got invented or improved by following the damn rules. Rules just stagnate things and make it boring. No one goes forward. There’s no change. Might as well just kick the fucking bucket in that case. Literally. Make some noise.
Wait, you got a winged guy at your school? Dude, that’s so cool! We hardly have any winged monsters at our school. Plenty of magic users who can fly though. And hey, someone’s got to drink that stuff. It’s a thriving industry that needs customers. And people to spike it. Maybe he thinks if he too buzzed, no one can read his brain? It’d be fucking crack up there.
Nah, it’s not that bad. We do tons of shit they want to do and I love hanging out with them wherever. I just end up spicing things up when they get too dull, that’s all! It’s not my fault microwaves don’t handle aerosol cans well; they shouldn’t put them in the same store if they don’t want people testing them!
Hey you do you. Baggy’s cool so long as you don’t end up looking like a fucking parachute. I like mine close-fitting, like jeans and jackets and shit; makes it way easier to move.
Blob? No shit, really! Hah! Wonder if he knows Blobert. He’s a student here at Spooky. But he’s probably the nicest pile of slime in the world. Actually, he’s so fucking sweet, I should hate him. But I don’t. Weird, huh. He doesn’t eat people, unfortunately. It’d be cool if he did…
Oh! Should’ve said so. We’ve got this one student here that lives in a trashcan and she totally eats garbage all day. Hell, she’ll bite your hand off if you don’t pull it out of the trash can quick enough. Bitch. I lost a finger to her once, so I punched it out of her and got it back. Too mangled to reattach though, so I ended up using it to lure a big ass alligator out of toilet. That was a fun day in class. Until Vera made a wallet, purse, and a pair of fucking boots out of it.
Anyways, junk food’s great! Pizza, chips, candy, hamburgers. Perfect for hanging out with people. We should grab something when we meet up. I burn it all off anyways.
Che, I figured you’d say that. Guess I’ll give them a reprieve. Anyways, I’ll meet you there and we can book it to wherever after.
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I saw one go under a truck and it came out with the top half sheered right off. Driver too! Didn’t go far after that, but it was hella fun to watch.
Yeah they should, but they’re fucking stubborn. Want to make sure it’s all going to be taken care of when they’re ready to step down.
Big freaking deal. I mean, how the hell am I going to rebel against authority when I AM the authority?! You know how lame that’s gonna get? Ugh.
And yeah? They’ve had worse on their faces. Actually got to practice ear piercing on them. Don’t know why they got so pissed. It was just a nail gun.
[And the middle of the night. With no warning asides from a mention at the table about earrings. Normal stuff. They should’ve expected it! Right?]
You got a Scott too? Rad! We should have our Scotts meet and see how they get along! My Scott can’t shoot beams out of his eyes though. That sounds fucking metal! Wonder if he could teach Scott how to do that? It’d be a killer help on the football field! And getting out of schoolwork, hah!
Oh he’s the team captain kinda guy? Hey, if he’s smart and keeps you guys from getting axed, that’s good. Unless he’s stifling and boring, then that sucks a big one. Cocky leaders deserve to get torn down a peg or a billion. You have to be careful as a leader, fun and motivated and exciting and engaging and definitely not boring or arrogant! He sounds cool though, with those eye beams.
Eh, depends on what I’m taking the blame for. If the assassin just snipes the hit from five buildings away, I don’t want the blame for that shit. Totally not my style. Vera’d be cool with it, but I’d much rather blow up the entire building and watch the hit burn. That’s way more fun! I’ll take the blame for that any day! Hell, I’d want to one up it next time.
[Just being honest here. It’s an exciting thought already!]
People get so uptight about breaking rules. If they don’t want the rules broken, don’t fucking make rules! Come on. Besides, nothing ever got invented or improved by following the damn rules. Rules just stagnate things and make it boring. No one goes forward. There’s no change. Might as well just kick the fucking bucket in that case. Literally. Make some noise.
Wait, you got a winged guy at your school? Dude, that’s so cool! We hardly have any winged monsters at our school. Plenty of magic users who can fly though. And hey, someone’s got to drink that stuff. It’s a thriving industry that needs customers. And people to spike it. Maybe he thinks if he too buzzed, no one can read his brain? It’d be fucking crack up there.
Nah, it’s not that bad. We do tons of shit they want to do and I love hanging out with them wherever. I just end up spicing things up when they get too dull, that’s all! It’s not my fault microwaves don’t handle aerosol cans well; they shouldn’t put them in the same store if they don’t want people testing them!
Hey you do you. Baggy’s cool so long as you don’t end up looking like a fucking parachute. I like mine close-fitting, like jeans and jackets and shit; makes it way easier to move.
Blob? No shit, really! Hah! Wonder if he knows Blobert. He’s a student here at Spooky. But he’s probably the nicest pile of slime in the world. Actually, he’s so fucking sweet, I should hate him. But I don’t. Weird, huh. He doesn’t eat people, unfortunately. It’d be cool if he did…
Oh! Should’ve said so. We’ve got this one student here that lives in a trashcan and she totally eats garbage all day. Hell, she’ll bite your hand off if you don’t pull it out of the trash can quick enough. Bitch. I lost a finger to her once, so I punched it out of her and got it back. Too mangled to reattach though, so I ended up using it to lure a big ass alligator out of toilet. That was a fun day in class. Until Vera made a wallet, purse, and a pair of fucking boots out of it.
Anyways, junk food’s great! Pizza, chips, candy, hamburgers. Perfect for hanging out with people. We should grab something when we meet up. I burn it all off anyways.
Che, I figured you’d say that. Guess I’ll give them a reprieve. Anyways, I’ll meet you there and we can book it to wherever after.