gosh, i don't know... maybe i've stolen a cookie from the pan once? other than that, i'm not one to take things that don't belong to me.
respecting your parents is important, you know? they kind of raised you and dealt with all the problems that you might cause. of course (as long as i'm not assuming too much), you seem like the more rebellious type.
that's uhm not what i was talking about, but sure, i guess that would be an effective way to get your point across.
[he won't judge, since it's not his place. this sounds like it could be a really bad idea, though.]
someone pulled my tail once and it didn't end well for them. it wasn't just a little tug, either. they tried to yank it out of my spine! so, i blacked his eye. ╮(︶▽︶)╭
"gifted youngsters" sounds better than "mutant school," wouldn't you agree? that would kind of leave us with a huge target and we already have enough trouble as it is.
excellent! and wow, that would definitely make it fair, yeah.
[to be honest, kurt could, too, but he has never tried and wouldn't admit it if he had.]
Hey if you've done it once, you've got experience.
Look, I respect my dads when they're not getting all over my fucking back! If they wanted a little them, they should've just cloned themselves or something. Fuck. And I'm not rebelling; I'm just doing things my own way. You always follow the crowd? Boring.
Besides, running your mouth isn't gonna solve a lot of stuff. Unless you got a bear trap on it and go for their faces. Which could work... Dude, we should try that sometime!
[Really bad ideas are really common ideas for Damien.]
HA! Fucker deserved that. Should've given him more than a black eye. The last person that pulled mine like that got set on fire. God damn was that fun to watch.
[Momentary appreciation for saying "out of my spine" since so many people have the weird thought tails grow out of their ass. Idiots.]
No way! Mutants are fucking awesome! They go hand in hand with us monsters! Besides, 'mutant school' sounds like the whole building's gonna stomp around and eat people. That'd be one of the coolest things ever! Wonder if we could make that happen somehow...
Anyplace special want to meet at? My school's closed on the weekends, but we could always break in.
[guess who's gonna be joking about that during twister...]
isn't that what parents are supposed to do, though? if they aren't, they probably don't care about your well-being. and cloning themselves wouldn't be nearly as exciting, i bet. actually, i'd say i do the opposite of following. i'm not a leader, but following the rules seems like the new thing to do most times. i'm not always a goody-two shoes, either! my first day at school, myself and some other students took a joyride to the mall. [it'd been good in the end, but.
kurt winces at the idea of a person getting a bear-trap snapped onto their face, head shaking, shoulders rolling uncomfortably.]
you're more than welcome to try. i'm not keen on hanging around to find out what someone would look like after.
[mutual respect, then. tails do not come from asses, kthx.]
it was enough to teach him not to mess with it again. being a lot stronger than i look, he more than likely wasn't expecting a punch like that.
at a monster school, it would be one thing, but i don't think any of us mutants are large enough for that kind of thing or cannibalistic, even? i guess it would be different if a mutant ate a human, since we technically aren't the same species... ugh! why am i trying to rationalize this? people can do whatever they want, but i'm not eating any mutants or humans.
mine isn't. if you're looking for something more adventurous, then we could do that. i might be able to teleport us in.
I can help you with that, but I doubt you’d want it.
Supposed to? Hell no! You’re not supposed to dictate your kid’s life and keep them from doing all the fun shit they want to do! So what if I want to hang around up here and blow up cars instead of staying down in hell and learning to run all their stupid armies. That’s my fucking choice! That’s not good for my well-being in my opinion, dammit. If they cloned themselves, the clone can do all that boring political shit.
Oh yeah? So you don’t lead, but you’re not a fan of following the rules, huh. I think I could work some improvements into that view. Following the rules is just lame. Nothing new was ever created by following the rules. The status quo is just a way to stagnant improvement or difference. It sucks and I’ll kick it over any chance I fucking get.
Well damn, you big blue troublemaker, ditching school for a joyride at the mall with some friends. Sounds like a hella good time! I should do that next week with my friends! We haven’t been to the mall as a group in forever. Thanks for the idea!
Heh, probably look like a facial sharkbite. Might not even have a face left depending on the strength of the beartrap. They make some of those bone-cleaving strong! Not the best for trapping, but it’ll take your foot off. Then you get to chase a hobbler, hoh yeah!
Glad to hear it; fucker deserved every bit of it. I respect that. But yeah, you do look a little on the sleeker side.
[Not that Mr. Red Strip over here is a bulking hunk either, though he is ripped like a damn god.]
Hey, you never know. You mutants are totally unpredictable. There could be a mutant school eating people somewhere in the world. And if you’re that big, I don’t think it’s cannibalism. I think it’s called “opportunistic feeding” or just pure gluttony…
Because humans suck and plenty of them deserve to get eaten. Besides, a lion eating a fish isn’t cannibalism. But if a lion eats a tiger, is it cannibalism?
Sure! I’m down for that. Let me know where to meet you so I can portal to your location first.
as of right now, no, but if i end up needing tips, you'll be the first person i come to.
okay, well, when you put it that way... i wouldn't want to be stuck down there, either. but i'm also not the kind of person to blow up cars? you do what you like, though! maybe it's something you should discuss with them. they might not approve of such a thing, but you do need to have your own sort of freedom, no matter how destructive it may be.
i'm like [a contemplative pause] the support? my friends decide to do something and i go along with it or suggest something better. perhaps recommend an entirely different thing if it seems too troublesome, haha... following the rules keeps me out of detention, so you can try, though i make no promises about being swayed away from them.
we all had a great time! i highly recommend a weekly mall trip, even if you don't have to take a car to get there. and hey, you're welcome! hope you and your friends have a real good time when you go.
wow, you're really into this idea, aren't you? like i said, you go right ahead, but count me out.
'sleeker?' hm, i've never heard that before. probably a good descriptive word for me, i'd imagine. he did deserve it, yeah, and i'd do it again if necessary. really show people that i'm not messing around when it comes to the tail.
[kurt has some significant muscle definition, considering the circus and his martial arts training, but he's still willowy. he does have the advantage of being tall as hell, though.]
seriously? i don't know a single mutant that's eaten another mutant, no matter how desperate they might've been. you know, 'opportunistic feeding' doesn't make it sound any better.
i'll stick to my current diet of unhealthy garbage and leave the human eating to the more gluttonous people. i don't think it would be? they aren't the same animal, despite being the same species. hmmm maybe i should ask hank or charles about this.
how about we meet in central park? it should be early enough that there won't be a whole bunch of people hanging around.
Great! I’m the best one to come to for that shit. And you really should try blowing up a car at some point. They make the best fucking explosions! Plus the tires and shrapnel are amazing if you’re lucky enough to get a big boom.
I tried discussing it with them, but they just assured me I’d “grow into it” or something stupid like that. Yeah, fine I might grow into it later in life, who knows, but right NOW I’m not interested in that crap! Ugh, maybe I’ll talk to them again but let the bear traps do the talking. Yeah, that sounds like a great idea! Hard to tell me what to do with no face, right?
[Don’t worry, Kurt; their faces will grow back easily enough. Demonic regeneration’s a beast.]
Oooh, you’re like Scott. My little group’s token werewolf. Doesn’t take much to get him to go along with the plans, but sometimes he gets stubborn enough to demand we do things his way. Stupid as they are. Vera’s kinda like that too; she’s always saying my methods are too extreme and violent and says we should do things more subtly. But fuck, what’s the difference between punching someone’s head off and hiring an assassin to snipe that someone from ten blocks away? Result’s still death, and my way’s much faster. Plus it’s free!
You guys got detention too, huh? I’m like the Master of Detention I get it so much. It’s not fun though… so I usually bail. Guess I’d rather you not get detention, cause it sucks, so you can follow the rules.
Don’t know if they’d go for weekly mall trips; there’s so much else to do. Destruction derbies, knife markets, shooting ranges, bank robbing, arson… Wait, those are my things! We do what they want to do sometimes too.
Sleeker, yeah. You’re definitely not some bulky jock, but you’re not some fucking twig either. Sleek works. Streamline. Lithe. Whatever you wanna use.
Really? There’s not some mutant with a big mouth and stomach who eats anything, mutant or not? Gotta be someone out there like that somewhere. If there are blob monsters running around eating people, why not mutants too? Don’t know, but “opportunistic feeding” sounds better than “cannibalism” to me. If you eat someone else’s pizza when they’re not looking, that’s opportunistic feeding, right?
What the hell, man? You eat garbage?! How fucking awesome is that!!! [Sorry, Kurt. He took it literally.] Bet you’re really popular with all those green guys that want to save the planet by eliminating waste and people. Least that means you’re probably never starving. People throw out a lot of stuff…
Central park? [Give him a second or so to look it up.] Yeah, I can get there easy. Sounds good to me! And if we don’t want people around, I can clear the area without a problem.
[Three guesses as to how he’ll do that. Foom foom.]
i've seen vehicles explode and my friends told me about this one time they saw a car get sliced in half! honestly, i think that's enough experience for me. things like shrapnel and burning tires don't pique my curiosity all that much.
you might, sure, but as you said, you aren't interested right now. they should respect your decision and let you go about your way. wait, are you talking about putting bear traps on your parents' faces? oh my gosh
[demonic regeneration or no, that sounds awful!]
scott, huh? fascinating! there's a scott in my group as well, but he's not a werewolf. he has to wear these special glasses or else his eyes are constantly releasing these red concussive beams. it's amazing! he's also the leader of our x-man group, which is... well, i guess that's part of why he insists we follow his plans, but he's smart. really knows what he's doing, even though we're still learning. i suppose the difference would be you have a chance to flee the country if you hire someone, though with you, i suspect you don't mind taking the blame.
we sure do! it's brutal in its own way and some things are ridiculous, but it is what it is. we deserve it if we're breaking the rules or doing other things we aren't supposed to. like the winged fellow who enjoys drinking on the rooftop every now and then. less of a chance getting up there at least? i don't know why he thinks he's avoiding the telepaths.
sounds like there needs to be more compromising between you and your group. maybe letting them do something they would rather do once a week?
'lithe' is something i recognize and it's absolutely true. i look way skinnier in my clothes because everything is so baggy, but... i like it! they're extra comfortable that way.
well, there was this one mutant back at the fight club, but i can't recall his name. i'm not sure i was actually told? hmmm. 'blob' seems like a fitting title though, haha! that example seems different from eating another living, breathing being, but i see your point.
what? no, i don't eat [pause, a moment of contemplation] i didn't mean literal garbage. i meant, like, junk food and such. [it would've been funny to imagine damien's reaction to him saying he did, for what it's worth.] they do, unfortunately, which is why i try not to waste anything. definitely not hard for someone with a metabolism like myself.
great! no people clearing necessary, okay? we won't be there long enough for it matter anyhow.
Sliced in half? Hold fuck, dude! That’s one of the best things to see! Length-ways or width? I saw one go under a truck and it came out with the top half sheered right off. Driver too! Didn’t go far after that, but it was hella fun to watch.
Yeah they should, but they’re fucking stubborn. Want to make sure it’s all going to be taken care of when they’re ready to step down. Big freaking deal. I mean, how the hell am I going to rebel against authority when I AM the authority?! You know how lame that’s gonna get? Ugh.
And yeah? They’ve had worse on their faces. Actually got to practice ear piercing on them. Don’t know why they got so pissed. It was just a nail gun.
[And the middle of the night. With no warning asides from a mention at the table about earrings. Normal stuff. They should’ve expected it! Right?]
You got a Scott too? Rad! We should have our Scotts meet and see how they get along! My Scott can’t shoot beams out of his eyes though. That sounds fucking metal! Wonder if he could teach Scott how to do that? It’d be a killer help on the football field! And getting out of schoolwork, hah!
Oh he’s the team captain kinda guy? Hey, if he’s smart and keeps you guys from getting axed, that’s good. Unless he’s stifling and boring, then that sucks a big one. Cocky leaders deserve to get torn down a peg or a billion. You have to be careful as a leader, fun and motivated and exciting and engaging and definitely not boring or arrogant! He sounds cool though, with those eye beams.
Eh, depends on what I’m taking the blame for. If the assassin just snipes the hit from five buildings away, I don’t want the blame for that shit. Totally not my style. Vera’d be cool with it, but I’d much rather blow up the entire building and watch the hit burn. That’s way more fun! I’ll take the blame for that any day! Hell, I’d want to one up it next time.
[Just being honest here. It’s an exciting thought already!]
People get so uptight about breaking rules. If they don’t want the rules broken, don’t fucking make rules! Come on. Besides, nothing ever got invented or improved by following the damn rules. Rules just stagnate things and make it boring. No one goes forward. There’s no change. Might as well just kick the fucking bucket in that case. Literally. Make some noise.
Wait, you got a winged guy at your school? Dude, that’s so cool! We hardly have any winged monsters at our school. Plenty of magic users who can fly though. And hey, someone’s got to drink that stuff. It’s a thriving industry that needs customers. And people to spike it. Maybe he thinks if he too buzzed, no one can read his brain? It’d be fucking crack up there.
Nah, it’s not that bad. We do tons of shit they want to do and I love hanging out with them wherever. I just end up spicing things up when they get too dull, that’s all! It’s not my fault microwaves don’t handle aerosol cans well; they shouldn’t put them in the same store if they don’t want people testing them!
Hey you do you. Baggy’s cool so long as you don’t end up looking like a fucking parachute. I like mine close-fitting, like jeans and jackets and shit; makes it way easier to move.
Blob? No shit, really! Hah! Wonder if he knows Blobert. He’s a student here at Spooky. But he’s probably the nicest pile of slime in the world. Actually, he’s so fucking sweet, I should hate him. But I don’t. Weird, huh. He doesn’t eat people, unfortunately. It’d be cool if he did…
Oh! Should’ve said so. We’ve got this one student here that lives in a trashcan and she totally eats garbage all day. Hell, she’ll bite your hand off if you don’t pull it out of the trash can quick enough. Bitch. I lost a finger to her once, so I punched it out of her and got it back. Too mangled to reattach though, so I ended up using it to lure a big ass alligator out of toilet. That was a fun day in class. Until Vera made a wallet, purse, and a pair of fucking boots out of it.
Anyways, junk food’s great! Pizza, chips, candy, hamburgers. Perfect for hanging out with people. We should grab something when we meet up. I burn it all off anyways.
Che, I figured you’d say that. Guess I’ll give them a reprieve. Anyways, I’ll meet you there and we can book it to wherever after.
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other than that, i'm not one to take things that don't belong to me.
respecting your parents is important, you know?
they kind of raised you and dealt with all the problems that you might cause.
of course (as long as i'm not assuming too much), you seem like the more rebellious type.
that's uhm
not what i was talking about, but sure, i guess that would be an effective way to get your point across.
[he won't judge, since it's not his place. this sounds like it could be a really bad idea, though.]
someone pulled my tail once and it didn't end well for them.
it wasn't just a little tug, either. they tried to yank it out of my spine!
so, i blacked his eye. ╮(︶▽︶)╭
"gifted youngsters" sounds better than "mutant school," wouldn't you agree?
that would kind of leave us with a huge target and we already have enough trouble as it is.
excellent! and wow, that would definitely make it fair, yeah.
[to be honest, kurt could, too, but he has never tried and wouldn't admit it if he had.]
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Look, I respect my dads when they're not getting all over my fucking back! If they wanted a little them, they should've just cloned themselves or something. Fuck. And I'm not rebelling; I'm just doing things my own way. You always follow the crowd? Boring.
Besides, running your mouth isn't gonna solve a lot of stuff. Unless you got a bear trap on it and go for their faces. Which could work... Dude, we should try that sometime!
[Really bad ideas are really common ideas for Damien.]
HA! Fucker deserved that. Should've given him more than a black eye. The last person that pulled mine like that got set on fire. God damn was that fun to watch.
[Momentary appreciation for saying "out of my spine" since so many people have the weird thought tails grow out of their ass. Idiots.]
No way! Mutants are fucking awesome! They go hand in hand with us monsters! Besides, 'mutant school' sounds like the whole building's gonna stomp around and eat people. That'd be one of the coolest things ever! Wonder if we could make that happen somehow...
Anyplace special want to meet at? My school's closed on the weekends, but we could always break in.
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isn't that what parents are supposed to do, though? if they aren't, they probably don't care about your well-being.
and cloning themselves wouldn't be nearly as exciting, i bet.
actually, i'd say i do the opposite of following. i'm not a leader, but following the rules seems like the new thing to do most times.
i'm not always a goody-two shoes, either! my first day at school, myself and some other students took a joyride to the mall. [it'd been good in the end, but.
kurt winces at the idea of a person getting a bear-trap snapped onto their face, head shaking, shoulders rolling uncomfortably.]
you're more than welcome to try. i'm not keen on hanging around to find out what someone would look like after.
[mutual respect, then. tails do not come from asses, kthx.]
it was enough to teach him not to mess with it again.
being a lot stronger than i look, he more than likely wasn't expecting a punch like that.
at a monster school, it would be one thing, but i don't think any of us mutants are large enough for that kind of thing
or cannibalistic, even?
i guess it would be different if a mutant ate a human, since we technically aren't the same species...
ugh! why am i trying to rationalize this? people can do whatever they want, but i'm not eating any mutants or humans.
mine isn't. if you're looking for something more adventurous, then we could do that.
i might be able to teleport us in.
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Supposed to? Hell no! You’re not supposed to dictate your kid’s life and keep them from doing all the fun shit they want to do! So what if I want to hang around up here and blow up cars instead of staying down in hell and learning to run all their stupid armies. That’s my fucking choice! That’s not good for my well-being in my opinion, dammit. If they cloned themselves, the clone can do all that boring political shit.
Oh yeah? So you don’t lead, but you’re not a fan of following the rules, huh. I think I could work some improvements into that view. Following the rules is just lame. Nothing new was ever created by following the rules. The status quo is just a way to stagnant improvement or difference. It sucks and I’ll kick it over any chance I fucking get.
Well damn, you big blue troublemaker, ditching school for a joyride at the mall with some friends. Sounds like a hella good time! I should do that next week with my friends! We haven’t been to the mall as a group in forever. Thanks for the idea!
Heh, probably look like a facial sharkbite. Might not even have a face left depending on the strength of the beartrap. They make some of those bone-cleaving strong! Not the best for trapping, but it’ll take your foot off. Then you get to chase a hobbler, hoh yeah!
Glad to hear it; fucker deserved every bit of it. I respect that. But yeah, you do look a little on the sleeker side.
[Not that Mr. Red Strip over here is a bulking hunk either, though he is ripped like a damn god.]
Hey, you never know. You mutants are totally unpredictable. There could be a mutant school eating people somewhere in the world. And if you’re that big, I don’t think it’s cannibalism. I think it’s called “opportunistic feeding” or just pure gluttony…
Because humans suck and plenty of them deserve to get eaten. Besides, a lion eating a fish isn’t cannibalism. But if a lion eats a tiger, is it cannibalism?
Sure! I’m down for that. Let me know where to meet you so I can portal to your location first.
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okay, well, when you put it that way... i wouldn't want to be stuck down there, either.
but i'm also not the kind of person to blow up cars? you do what you like, though!
maybe it's something you should discuss with them. they might not approve of such a thing, but you do need to have your own sort of freedom, no matter how destructive it may be.
i'm like [a contemplative pause] the support? my friends decide to do something and i go along with it or suggest something better.
perhaps recommend an entirely different thing if it seems too troublesome, haha...
following the rules keeps me out of detention, so you can try, though i make no promises about being swayed away from them.
we all had a great time! i highly recommend a weekly mall trip, even if you don't have to take a car to get there.
and hey, you're welcome! hope you and your friends have a real good time when you go.
wow, you're really into this idea, aren't you? like i said, you go right ahead, but count me out.
'sleeker?' hm, i've never heard that before. probably a good descriptive word for me, i'd imagine.
he did deserve it, yeah, and i'd do it again if necessary.
really show people that i'm not messing around when it comes to the tail.
[kurt has some significant muscle definition, considering the circus and his martial arts training, but he's still willowy. he does have the advantage of being tall as hell, though.]
seriously? i don't know a single mutant that's eaten another mutant, no matter how desperate they might've been.
you know, 'opportunistic feeding' doesn't make it sound any better.
i'll stick to my current diet of unhealthy garbage and leave the human eating to the more gluttonous people. i don't think it would be? they aren't the same animal, despite being the same species.
hmmm
maybe i should ask hank or charles about this.
how about we meet in central park? it should be early enough that there won't be a whole bunch of people hanging around.
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I tried discussing it with them, but they just assured me I’d “grow into it” or something stupid like that. Yeah, fine I might grow into it later in life, who knows, but right NOW I’m not interested in that crap! Ugh, maybe I’ll talk to them again but let the bear traps do the talking. Yeah, that sounds like a great idea! Hard to tell me what to do with no face, right?
[Don’t worry, Kurt; their faces will grow back easily enough. Demonic regeneration’s a beast.]
Oooh, you’re like Scott. My little group’s token werewolf. Doesn’t take much to get him to go along with the plans, but sometimes he gets stubborn enough to demand we do things his way. Stupid as they are. Vera’s kinda like that too; she’s always saying my methods are too extreme and violent and says we should do things more subtly. But fuck, what’s the difference between punching someone’s head off and hiring an assassin to snipe that someone from ten blocks away? Result’s still death, and my way’s much faster. Plus it’s free!
You guys got detention too, huh? I’m like the Master of Detention I get it so much. It’s not fun though… so I usually bail. Guess I’d rather you not get detention, cause it sucks, so you can follow the rules.
Don’t know if they’d go for weekly mall trips; there’s so much else to do. Destruction derbies, knife markets, shooting ranges, bank robbing, arson… Wait, those are my things! We do what they want to do sometimes too.
Sleeker, yeah. You’re definitely not some bulky jock, but you’re not some fucking twig either. Sleek works. Streamline. Lithe. Whatever you wanna use.
Really? There’s not some mutant with a big mouth and stomach who eats anything, mutant or not? Gotta be someone out there like that somewhere. If there are blob monsters running around eating people, why not mutants too? Don’t know, but “opportunistic feeding” sounds better than “cannibalism” to me. If you eat someone else’s pizza when they’re not looking, that’s opportunistic feeding, right?
What the hell, man? You eat garbage?! How fucking awesome is that!!! [Sorry, Kurt. He took it literally.] Bet you’re really popular with all those green guys that want to save the planet by eliminating waste and people. Least that means you’re probably never starving. People throw out a lot of stuff…
Central park? [Give him a second or so to look it up.] Yeah, I can get there easy. Sounds good to me! And if we don’t want people around, I can clear the area without a problem.
[Three guesses as to how he’ll do that. Foom foom.]
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honestly, i think that's enough experience for me. things like shrapnel and burning tires don't pique my curiosity all that much.
you might, sure, but as you said, you aren't interested right now. they should respect your decision and let you go about your way.
wait, are you talking about putting bear traps on your parents' faces?
oh my gosh
[demonic regeneration or no, that sounds awful!]
scott, huh? fascinating! there's a scott in my group as well, but he's not a werewolf.
he has to wear these special glasses or else his eyes are constantly releasing these red concussive beams. it's amazing!
he's also the leader of our x-man group, which is... well, i guess that's part of why he insists we follow his plans, but he's smart. really knows what he's doing, even though we're still learning.
i suppose the difference would be you have a chance to flee the country if you hire someone, though with you, i suspect you don't mind taking the blame.
we sure do! it's brutal in its own way and some things are ridiculous, but it is what it is. we deserve it if we're breaking the rules or doing other things we aren't supposed to.
like the winged fellow who enjoys drinking on the rooftop every now and then.
less of a chance getting up there at least? i don't know why he thinks he's avoiding the telepaths.
sounds like there needs to be more compromising between you and your group. maybe letting them do something they would rather do once a week?
'lithe' is something i recognize and it's absolutely true. i look way skinnier in my clothes because everything is so baggy, but...
i like it! they're extra comfortable that way.
well, there was this one mutant back at the fight club, but i can't recall his name.
i'm not sure i was actually told? hmmm. 'blob' seems like a fitting title though, haha!
that example seems different from eating another living, breathing being, but i see your point.
what? no, i don't eat [pause, a moment of contemplation] i didn't mean literal garbage. i meant, like, junk food and such. [it would've been funny to imagine damien's reaction to him saying he did, for what it's worth.]
they do, unfortunately, which is why i try not to waste anything.
definitely not hard for someone with a metabolism like myself.
great! no people clearing necessary, okay? we won't be there long enough for it matter anyhow.
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I saw one go under a truck and it came out with the top half sheered right off. Driver too! Didn’t go far after that, but it was hella fun to watch.
Yeah they should, but they’re fucking stubborn. Want to make sure it’s all going to be taken care of when they’re ready to step down.
Big freaking deal. I mean, how the hell am I going to rebel against authority when I AM the authority?! You know how lame that’s gonna get? Ugh.
And yeah? They’ve had worse on their faces. Actually got to practice ear piercing on them. Don’t know why they got so pissed. It was just a nail gun.
[And the middle of the night. With no warning asides from a mention at the table about earrings. Normal stuff. They should’ve expected it! Right?]
You got a Scott too? Rad! We should have our Scotts meet and see how they get along! My Scott can’t shoot beams out of his eyes though. That sounds fucking metal! Wonder if he could teach Scott how to do that? It’d be a killer help on the football field! And getting out of schoolwork, hah!
Oh he’s the team captain kinda guy? Hey, if he’s smart and keeps you guys from getting axed, that’s good. Unless he’s stifling and boring, then that sucks a big one. Cocky leaders deserve to get torn down a peg or a billion. You have to be careful as a leader, fun and motivated and exciting and engaging and definitely not boring or arrogant! He sounds cool though, with those eye beams.
Eh, depends on what I’m taking the blame for. If the assassin just snipes the hit from five buildings away, I don’t want the blame for that shit. Totally not my style. Vera’d be cool with it, but I’d much rather blow up the entire building and watch the hit burn. That’s way more fun! I’ll take the blame for that any day! Hell, I’d want to one up it next time.
[Just being honest here. It’s an exciting thought already!]
People get so uptight about breaking rules. If they don’t want the rules broken, don’t fucking make rules! Come on. Besides, nothing ever got invented or improved by following the damn rules. Rules just stagnate things and make it boring. No one goes forward. There’s no change. Might as well just kick the fucking bucket in that case. Literally. Make some noise.
Wait, you got a winged guy at your school? Dude, that’s so cool! We hardly have any winged monsters at our school. Plenty of magic users who can fly though. And hey, someone’s got to drink that stuff. It’s a thriving industry that needs customers. And people to spike it. Maybe he thinks if he too buzzed, no one can read his brain? It’d be fucking crack up there.
Nah, it’s not that bad. We do tons of shit they want to do and I love hanging out with them wherever. I just end up spicing things up when they get too dull, that’s all! It’s not my fault microwaves don’t handle aerosol cans well; they shouldn’t put them in the same store if they don’t want people testing them!
Hey you do you. Baggy’s cool so long as you don’t end up looking like a fucking parachute. I like mine close-fitting, like jeans and jackets and shit; makes it way easier to move.
Blob? No shit, really! Hah! Wonder if he knows Blobert. He’s a student here at Spooky. But he’s probably the nicest pile of slime in the world. Actually, he’s so fucking sweet, I should hate him. But I don’t. Weird, huh. He doesn’t eat people, unfortunately. It’d be cool if he did…
Oh! Should’ve said so. We’ve got this one student here that lives in a trashcan and she totally eats garbage all day. Hell, she’ll bite your hand off if you don’t pull it out of the trash can quick enough. Bitch. I lost a finger to her once, so I punched it out of her and got it back. Too mangled to reattach though, so I ended up using it to lure a big ass alligator out of toilet. That was a fun day in class. Until Vera made a wallet, purse, and a pair of fucking boots out of it.
Anyways, junk food’s great! Pizza, chips, candy, hamburgers. Perfect for hanging out with people. We should grab something when we meet up. I burn it all off anyways.
Che, I figured you’d say that. Guess I’ll give them a reprieve. Anyways, I’ll meet you there and we can book it to wherever after.