lan sizhui ♪ the untamed (open post)

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Comments

let's go with a selection of tfln

[fairyherder]

1. Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
2. I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
3. I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
4. I said "one day" and that day is not today.
5. I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.

god i... i laughed so hard at that last one LMAO (2 is tempting for the f bomb but lets go 5)

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[all of his body parts, all at once? okay, well, his attention has effectively been grabbed because now he has to know:]

And how exactly do you plan to do that?

we can do the others later too!

[fairyherder]

[ that might have been a misfire meant for Jingyi tbh. he stares at his screen for a second before uh.

wait that's wrong. ]

Wait. No. Not you.

hhhh a brilliant plan!

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[too late, jin ling, now he's invested.]

Not me, hm? Then who were you somehow planning to kick in all their bodies parts at the same time?

Re: hhhh a brilliant plan!

[fairyherder]

Jingyi, who else?

I don't remember why. But it feels justified.

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[sigh] Are you guys arguing again?

One of these days, you two really will get into an actual fight.

[fairyherder]

He started it!

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“Two wrongs don't make a right.”

[fairyherder]

Don't recite your sect rules. They don't even apply to me.

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That... isn't one of our rules, Jin Ling, but alright, I'll remember that.

[fairyherder]

... well, whatever, I don't understand how you can remember that. There's four thousand rules. Four thousand.

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I know, it's a lot. Would you like to know a secret, though?

[fairyherder]

[ if wariness could be heard over text... ]

What secret?

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[it'd be a lot better (and far more fun!) to lean into jin ling's ear and whisper like it's an actual thing to keep hush-hush, but he'll make do!]

Sometimes, I forget one here or there.

[fairyherder]

I'd be afraid of you if you didn't. Remembering them all is weird, all of you Lans are weird.

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You would be afraid of me? [now there's something he'd like to see.] Oh, and what is your definition of ‘normal,’ then?

[fairyherder]

Everyone but you.

... it doesn't mean it's bad or anything.

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It just means different, right?

And there's nothing wrong with that at all.

[fairyherder]

Yeah. Sure.

[ Sizhui is definitely different for one— Jin Ling don't let your mind wander. ]

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Do you believe it or are you just agreeing with me?

[is he teasing? hmmm, maybe just a little! and please, jin ling, there's nothing wrong with that, either.]

[fairyherder]

Of course I believe it!

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Okay, I was just making sure!

[following an extraordinarily long couple of seconds:] What makes me different?

[fairyherder]

That's...

[ fuck what does he say he's not someone who gives out compliments and now he's just getting embarrassed. ]

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[wuh-oh, was that a mistake? sizhui's uncertain either way; backpedaling, however, seems safe enough.]

You— Nevermind, it's okay, you don't have to answer that.

[fairyherder]

[ oh no he messed up. why is he never good with things like this did he make him upset now? ]

You're just. Different. Good different.